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A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
An Italian-American wedding that the KKK shows up murder the bride and groom.
"This is awful" Gianni says to his 12 year old niece from Milan at the wedding shotgun in the middle of Minnesota.
a wedding that requires formal attire (gowns for women and tuxedos for men) with michelin- star food. this is a very classy event and is usually thought of as a wedding for wealthy people.
guest1: their wedding was stunning. I think I am going to have a black tie wedding too!
guest2: The food was very upscale and the filet with lobster was cooked perfectly!
1)When you are so broke, you can only afford to serve bologna sandwiches and punch at your wedding reception.
2)When you are so broke, your guests have to bring their own food and drinks to your wedding reception.
3)When you attend a wedding and don't bring a gift, or a gift of lesser value than the meal that you ate.
We are in love and desire to marry right away, however, it will have to be a bologna wedding, as neither of our families can pay for it.
Only Calendario would do that with Susie.
"Susie's got my wedding video? I'd kick her ass" - both Tracy and Jeff over Calendario giving AKA selling a wedding video
When a hickey is given to mark someone as taken. More often than not by broke ass ho's.
Thanks Rosa for the Mexican wedding ring now my #1 girl will know I'm taken by another!