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A box made of glass, often containing 1 gallon of water, with 10 goldfish that did in a day due to ammonia poisoning.
“What’s wrong with my fish tank? Everything’s dying!“
“You put things that poop in it.”
When a girl forgoes underwear, particularly when she hasn't cleaned herself properly and smells of fish.
It's not that alluring when she decides to air out the fishes. Because that's all we can smell when she passes by.
The act of attaching a dead (or live) fish to the underside of a coworkers desk.
Awww man! Ross has been fish desking the shit out of me lately!
The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.
"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"
The theory that a fish species, given an infinite amount of time, will create an exact replica of a piano. Then due to the existence of a piano, there will eventually be a fish version of Mozart that will create his pieces exactly.
"You ever heard of 'The Fish Piano Theorem'?"
Being deceived by someone, particularly over dating apps, who implies that they enjoy the sport of golf, but in fact, have no interest in golf at all.
Kat’s Hinge profile was completely golf centric; but when I asked if she would like to play together, she later admitted that she actually hated golf. She golf-fished me good!
the fish was good as sex and felt soooo good in my hands
wow she’s a such griffin levitan’s fish, soooo hot