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You are attacked by life when anything and everything that could go wrong, does go wrong because you're one cursed motherfucker.
Abeey walked down the street and was attacked by a dog, pissed on by a tramp and walked into a lamppost. That bitch is attacked by life
If you are attacked by hundreds of people named Frank.
Betty: How did my husband die?
Doctor: He had a Frank-Attack...I'm sorry.
When an individual's breathing is constrained
Carmen what's wrong?!
I'm having a breath attack! I HAVE SO MUCH BREATH!
Not to be confused with shark attack
Shnart attack is a complex combination of shit, fart, sneeze, and heart attack. Similarly to a shart they are all combined because they happen simultaneously or because of each other.
One sneezes and the resulting abdominal pressure leads to a powerful fart that quickly is recognised as a shart, the pure terror of which triggers cardiac arrest.
Chill, just because you failed the final is no reason to have a shnart attack.
Didn't you hear? Jerry has been in the hospital for a week after he had a shnart attack.
When somebody on Facebook likes absolutely everything on your profile and finds it funny.
victim: just been Like Attacked again on this :L
attacker: LMFAO BIG STYLE!!!
The feeling in the back of one's mind that gives them the sudden and violent urge to delete ALL of their emails. This urge is almost impossible to resist.
"Dude, what are you doing?" "Deleting all of my emails, I have a massive Khillary Attack right now"
When you are overstaffed at a workplace that requires a uniform involving khaki pants, thus overwhelmed by the light-tan color.
I approached the front desk and was immediately engulfed by a full-fledged khak attack.