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A bat usually carved from the bones of previous orphans who stumbled upon your lawn, usually has cheese grader attachments as well as a nailgun to maximize pain and suffering in said orphan or orphans. Also a term used when somebody with no friends is annoying you.
When the girl would not leave my friend alone about his hair color, he turned to me and shouted "Fetch me my orphan bat!"
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Slang; referring to a girl who attends baseball games for the purpose of getting with one (or more) of the players. Usually players are evaluated based on performance in baseball but looks are important. Derivative of "puck slut" which is the same definition for hockey players.
"Man, Linda is such a bat bunny she's always at games with her friends watching the boys play"
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After dumping a load on yo bitches foread,use the flat underside of your penis and popping yo bitch on the forehead.Causing yor mancream to splatter.
I damn near blinded the bitch using the fungo bat
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Your secret phone ... the one your significant other doesn't know about. Its your down-low-got-a-chick-on-the-side phone!
"Your phone is ringing."
"That's my bat phone... must be a booty call; wifey calls on the main phone!.... Hello? Hey baby. Sure, same bat time, same bat place? See you soon."
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"I saw a lot of kinder bats last week at the Rocky Horror Picture Show production."
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A skull with bat wings. Most notable for being Avenged Sevenfold's mascot. Many Over Kill fans claim the mascot was stolen from their band. The truth is however that it does not belong to one specific person or group. It's like a peace or anarchy symbol-everyone uses it. The death bat has been used on ouiji boards, artwork for other metal bands such as Metallica, even as an enemy in Legend of Zelda games. People who complain about it being stolen obviously is just looking for something to bitch about because their lives are just not complete enough.
Obsessive Over Kill fan: Fuck Avenged Sevenfags!!!!. They stole that death bat from Over Kill. It's rightfully there's!
Normal person: Last time I checked they didn't own the rights to it. I've seen Metallica-yes METALLICA- use it before. What do you say to that now?
Obsessive Over Kill fan: Shut the fuck up!!!! *Leaves*
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A musical based on a crazy tabloid story about a half bat, half boy.
If you ever get the chance, go see Bat Boy: The Musical. You won;t regret it!
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