Mexican Day Care

A term used to describe when the popular mexican stereotype; 2 parents, 3-5 kids, comes true. It's very annoying since the parents barely give a fuck what their kids do. Usually the worst at Wal-Mart or inside resturants like Subway. The main reason it is known as "Mexican Daycare" is the large amount of kids you'd expect on a slow day at a daycare clinic.

James: Holy shit i'm so pissed!!!

Walter: What happened dude?

James: There was a freaking Mexican Day Care at Subway again and I could barely hear the clerk over the: "WAAAAA QUE PASO MARIMBA ARIBAA!!!."

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heaven-may-care

Very carefully done, fancy

And in this domain, a big shot from the big city, with his fine credentials and his heaven-may-care grooming just doesn't have the power he's accustomed to.

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care bear gestapo

A person or group of people that try to keep you from saying or doing anything too immoral.

Solomon: I wish my girl would Rusty Trombone me sometimes.
Marty: Dude, that's not cool to say.
Solomon: What? Are you with the Care Bear Gestapo or something?

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who fucking cares

A more strong and vulgar term compared to "no one cares". If someone says this to you, you better shut the fuck up.

Person 1: Do you know how old is that waiter over there? Lemme tell you, its...
Person 2: Who fucking cares? I don't.

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I don't care

You care immensely.

1: "I'm gay!'
2: "I don't care."
1:
2: "But-"

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Yo Momma Care

A comeback for when some white dude won't shut up about "Obamacare."

White guy: "The fabric that binds this nation together is going to come unraveled by Obamacare!"

You: "Yo momma care!"

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Take care of home

What a man says when he acts like he really be doing everything by going to work and paying a bill or two but actually don't take care of a damn thing at home including his woman, fixing shit, yard work or chores. He actually don't take care of home at all. He just feels that way.

Why u trippin?? I take care of home don't I???

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