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A female who constantly has a "angered" or "agitated" look upon his or primarily her face. Women with the name Lauren tend to have this look about her.
Males can also have this face, it is caused by severe agitation or sadness in-placed by another male or female figure. This may cause severe sadness in other members of is or her peer group. If the female figure has a "bitchy face" then male counterparts may be affected physically, mentally, or emotionally very severely. If the male has a "bitchy face", female counterparts may discontinue to be friends with the male figure.
If the female figure becomes agitated, she may have a "surprised" kind of laugh. If the male figure is irritated, he may continue to laugh and mock the target person in a repetitive notion. These people will display a Chronic Bitch Face which will be unappealing to all around them.
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p1: “did you hear what those bad kids got mad about?”
p2: “ yeah they are chronically online”
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A person who masturbates frequently.
"Mate, you are a chronic meat tickler."
Chronic Dry Balls is caused by being dehydrated or sometimes even not getting laid (seriously.) It is described as a dry, itchy feeling between the testicles.
Fixing it is drinking a lot of water or getting laid.
I fixed my Chronic Dry Balls by drinking a lot of water.
Chronic ash syndrome is affected by many, but most specifically the black community, and people of color. Ashiness is something that is obviously seen on a black person/a darker skinned person of color because of their chocolate or caramel skin, so many other people have never had to experience it. This syndrome can be self-diagnosed because you are usually born an ashy human being. Once ashy, always ashy.
Tiffany: Let's play tic-tac-to!
Stacy: Omg Stacy what a good idea! But where?
Tiffany: Lets just play it on your leg since you have Chronic Ash Syndrome
Stacy: So true!! Good idea !
A very annoying mental issue. If you often wake up with your favorite song in your head and it makes it much harder to go back to sleep, you probably have it. Also, a new song would have to automatically drive out the previous one so that you have one going around up there 24/7.
My love for music has gone too far. I think I have Chronic Earworm Syndrome (CES).
People who obsessively join any group on Facebook that they see, regardless of whether they agree with it's title or if they know anything about the subject. Done consciously or not, these people may be fans of hundreds of items, people, phrases, and feelings.
*Gets on Facebook and sees feed*
Jasmine has become a fan of Bruce Lee, Not being in a coma, i hate winter!, looking in the fridge over and over again, and 23 other profiles.
Ben has become a fan of Stop joining so many facebook groups! and 14 other profiles.
*Astonished*
"Damn, all my friends are Chronic Group Joiners! Oooo, those profiles look nice..."
And the cycle continues