When you have a zyn in the upper deck, after 10 minutes of lubrication, sliding it into your foreskin for the ultimate buzz
“Colin just threw in the foreskin pecker decker, he’s about to lock in”
Wiping cum, penis and ballsack on a face all in one day on separate occasions and as part of a challenge.
Nemo triple deckered champ. Nemo wins.
The guy who thinks he's cool because he works at a "private' golf course but all he does is clean golf carts. He has trouble waking up in the morning, and he is always hungry. Short-tempered, snores in his sleep and occasionally drools, hates drugs, alcohol, cheating, peach rings, and strawberries, thicc af, looks Asian without glasses, takes pictures of buildings because they look cool . Likes his rice how he likes his women: brown. Music taste is literally everything but country music. Plays League of Legends like the nerd he is (his favorite champion is Thresh), thrives off of puns and anti jokes, and he never wears sleeves. Overall he's boyfriend material, he's supportive, loving, funny, sweetest guy you will ever meet, social butterfly, buys you food, and gives his girlfriend all of the love in the world.
Becky used to think that my tail was big, but now she's smashing Ben Decker.
Ben Decker is a hoe.
The act of defecating directly in someone's freezer. The result of this poopsicle predicament is whether to chip away at a frozen browntain or unplug the unit and deep clean because everyone knows you're the germophobe you know you are.
Found out Lou slept with my girlfriend and never told me so I left him a polar decker while he was sleeping so it froze solid before he found it.
When you want her to go make a sandwich but she still believes in communism.
Girl: I think your argument is invalid.
Guy: Well go make yourself a double decker.
The Lil Deckers are fans of British singer/songwriter Declan McKenna. They're known for being "loud, memey, audacious, and musicheads" according to the musician.
Did you hear that Declan McKenna said his fans don't have a name? It's as if The Lil Deckers don't even exist to him.