The act of anal sex, particularly homosexual sex between males.
I caught my brother deuce-diving his best man twenty minutes before he married his high school sweetheart.
The act of anal sex, particularly homosexual sex between males.
I caught my brother deuce-diving his best man twenty minutes before he married his high school sweetheart.
A low budget, broke down, scummy trailer right wing voter fraud conspiracy peddlers claim to live on their voter registration forms in order to commit voter fraud
Normal person 1: I heard Mark Meadows put a dive trailer address on his voter registration so he could vote in North Carolina.
Normal person 2: If it turns out to be true, he should have to live there.
Normal person 1: Right? Maybe he hopes to get a pardon…
scuba diving below 100 feet so that u get the feeling of being drunk
Dan ran out of beer so he just went drunk diving
1) When one surfs a less than stellar wave and it breaks short leaving you with nothing but sand beneath you as your board flies in the air and your head heads for the ground
Side effects: possible unconsciousness, shortened penius, anal bleeding, and/or broken nose
2) Can also be used to describe an epic fail.
1)MC of the Surf Competition: as watches a competitor crash hard on the shore Competitor #1 with the lobster dive!
2) When a friend gets rejected from the opposite sex, can describe the act as a lobster dive
When you have to shit so bad you basically dive into the bathroom stall.
Dude#1: Bruce just ran by me. What's wrong with him?
Dude#2: I think he's about to stall dive broh
Dude#1: Damn! That bathrooms gonna be toxic...
(n) the act of rummaging through dirty laundry to find something acceptable to wear for the day.
(v) to hamper diver
I haven't done my laundry in two weeks, which means I need to hamper dive for the least smelly clothes.