Flossed : the art of having welcomed a penis in your mouth so deeply that you can go no further, thereby flossing your teeth with the curlies. It’s a win win.
Dude 1: Dude, hey, did Summer serve you up some head last night?
Dude 2: Dude, totally—she totally flossed me, bro
Dudes 1 & 2: hahhhahaaaa
When sniper breaks your ankles like a lil b in Rocket League!
Landon got Flossed on by Chuck diesel the other night!
When you are stuck between two things.
Aw man I’m so flossed right now.
pubes in a bed, from having sex very often. Indicated the parties involved in the sex act do not care to shave.
Man, every time I go to Dylan's house and sit on his bed, I always find some bed floss!
When a girl is giving you head she uses your pubes to floss
“She was jungle flossing on it last night”
(v): To use some object (notecard, toothpick, paperclip) to clean that weird, greasy gunk that builds up in the little cracks of your computer mouse.
I haven't mouse-flossed in months, and then I looked and saw all sorts of nast. * folds up a piece of paper and starts mouse-flossing *