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I'm in Telemarketing

What a prostitute says she does for a living to someone she is trying to date. Hence the term "call girl" (She's really telemarketing that azz!)

Ryan: So what do you do for a living?
Krystall: Oh I'm in telemarketing.
Ryan: Wow! Miss independent! hehe! I'm wanna take you home to meet the parents!

(Later while on Facebook looking at Krystall's profile)
"Wow look at those stacks of Benjamin's all over her floor, she must make good money at that telemarketing job," Ryan thought to himself.

by Da Quizzler October 21, 2011


(I'm) On The Red

This is a phrase used by Northern Ireland folk who use diesel in their car as a cheap way for fuel rather pay for diesel and petrol although this has consequences.
This is phrase is mainly used by farmers and rural folk but can be used as an exclamation.

"(I'm) On The Red"

John: Do you use diesel in your car?
Q-Pat: No, I don't use diesel.
John: So you use petrol then?
Q-Pat: No, I don't use petrol either.
John: What fuel do you use then?
Q-Pat: "(I'm) On The Red".
John: You fecking eejit.

by SuckinDieselBae August 11, 2016


i'm hurt

Hurt... Hurt is a state of mind where killing is an option, and sleeping is another. If someone is ever hurt...

Be quiet.

Rayme: I'm hurt
Bethany: I'm hurt too, bruh

by HayesPotatoChips November 4, 2020


I'm Foive

Stray Kids' Bang Chan aka Bang Christopher Chan, Christiano Bangnaldo, Chris, Channie, est leader, wolf chan 🐺 daddy, grandpa, etc.

Chan: I'm foive!

Seungmin: you're half 52 next year.

by Aster. February 16, 2023


I'm Heck at This

Something which people only with the name 'Heck' are. At any point, when someone with the username 'Heck' meets another user with the username 'Heck' they must fight to the death, the winner will be labelled 'Heck at This' and they will be the only user capable of saying 'I'm Heck at This.'

Heck: "I'm Heck at This"
Random Guy: "Yes!!!!!!!"

by Heckatthis February 14, 2023


I'm a Birdy

An expression used to say that one is very high. In this case, high refers to the desired effects one experiences as the result of consuming drugs.

Stoned Guy A: "Woah, man! That stuff we smoke earlier was really strong!"
Stoned Guy B: "Yeah, dude. I'm a birdy right now."

by TheOriginalTomTom December 1, 2014


i'm split

Confused, but because of a cacaphony of competing desires and thoughts; not because of indecision.

Man... i'm split.

by Mediapuppet8 May 20, 2017