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Another name for 12:30, the magical time of day when people make muffins.
Joey: Hey! What time is it?
Muffy: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!
Alan: Uh, actually it's 12:30!
Muffy: SOMEBODY KILL ME!
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The phrase you use when someone near you coughs, often as a joke saying they’re going to spread the coronavirus.
Also in reference to the popular Corona drink.
Ally: *coughs*
Jim: Yoooo it’s corona time!
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The mealy-mouthed, weasel-worded, chickenshit phrasing that brand advertising likes to believe is "reassuring" about massively negative global events, instead of using real words about what may be going on, like "pandemic" and/or "economic crisis" and/or "presidential incompetence".
Singular form: "(this) difficult time"
"In these "uncertain times", disposable toilet seat covers are more critical than ever, like airlines and vacation cruises. Remember, sometimes the only thing between you and a coronavirus droplet might be a Big Johnson Ass Gasket."
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Something or someone who literally sucks your time like a vampire sucks blood.
My computer broke again, I spent all night working on that fucking time vampire.
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The time vacuum created by the ocean's presence. Similar to stoner's time, everything moves nice and slow. This carefree aura even has the ability to travel with islanders and can engulf you in their presence.
What did you do today?
Well after my second nap, I sat around, looked out the window and had a cocktail.
I am on island time.
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Someone who travels through the past and present. Whether it is through an object, at will, or using worm holes. A time traveler can visit any time in the past, present, or future.
The time traveler went from 2016 to the year 5900.
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Extreme courage and valor in any given situation.
Ronald Speirs of the US Army during WWII who ran through German infantry, artillery, and armor to join up with I Company. Only to then run through all that again to rejoin back with E Company. Balls Time.
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