Beers of Boyfriends Past

A collection of beers in your refrigerator, bought specifically for your boyfriend or man you were dating, which remain in your frige long after these men are no longer in your life because they are beers you don't like and will never drink.

Asked to a guest:
Would you like something to drink, I have Beers of Boyfriends Past like Heineken, Budweiser, and a Fosters 40.

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half past five

After work, and gotten home

1.) I'll be see you half past five.
2.) I'll be available anytime around half past five.
3.) We'll light up half past five.
4.) Cant talk right now, at work, hit me back around half past five.

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you are in the past tense

Another way of saying "you're history" before killing them or ruining thier lives.

Don't push that button! PLEASE!



You are in the past tense, bub.

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half past two

A blanket responce to any question you do not wish to answer.
However, there are some cases where it will not work, which is shown in the second example.

Bloke 1, "Did you just press that big red button that says do not press?"
Bloke 2, "Half past two!"
Bloke 1, "What!? (head explodes due to confusion)"

Nagging Mother, "When are you going to get yourself a job and stop pissing your life away?"
Son, "Half past two."

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past life aggression

When you love him but had a crazy hypno sesh where you remembered he burned you at the stake in the late 1600s or something like that. Mehhhh.

Morten, I love you, but I’m presently experiencing a mean case of past life aggression.

HALF PAST BEER

THE TIME OF DAY WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU SHOULD ALREADY BE DRINKING, USUALLY EARLY EVENING. (SHORTLY AFTER BEER BEER THIRTY)

GUY 1: "BRO! ITS BEER THIRTY! LETS DRINK!"

GUY 2: "DUDE, YOU'RE LATE... ITS HALF PAST BEER."

Copy, Paste, & Resubmit

What you do when your Urban Dictionary submission gets wrongfully rejected. This most often happens when the editor doesn't agree with your politics, doesn't find your entry funny, doesn't understand the concept, or doesn't read the entry while fapping over their lust for power.

"What!?! They didn't accept the word booty? FUCK THAT SHIT! Everybody says booty! I'm going to copy, paste, & resubmit that shit," exclaimed Bill in 1999.

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