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an all girls school in wenham, massachusetts. the girls there are either drug addicts or gay, or both. roaming the halls you'll find girls crying, complaining about being forced to come here, and an occasional juul that the vice principal finds on the floor and does nothing about. it's supposedly saint john's prep's sister school, but you know damn well they don't want penguin hall.
Bottom line, with a dropout rate like theirs... uhhh nevermind! Send your girl to penguin hall!
penguin hall is where straight people go to die.
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When you're fucking a girl in the snow, and you stick ur dick in the snow and then go at it.
Stephen is very much about the frozen penguin.
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The Stinky Penguin is a sexual position used in anal intercourse. It involves the use of flapping arms whilst bouncing up and down on the males erect penis. It also helps to be used following the Tuna Sandwich.
Guy:"Hey, do you wanna do The Stinky Penguin?"
Girl:"Of course!"
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a nhl hockey team that always takes up the first couple picks in the draft by sucking terribly during the season. have great potential in sidney crosby, evgeni malkin, and jordan staal and could possibly one of the best hockey teams in a few years or so.
"Hey who got the first pick this year?"
"Pittsburgh Penguins"
"Again?!"
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A person who like it up the ass, but won't admit how good it feels.
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Take a dump in a public bathroom, don't flush, waddle over to the next stall with your pants down, and wipe your butt there, so it looks like in the other stall no one wiped.
I pulled a dirty penguin in the other teams locker room after the game!
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A Hockey team that was awesome while Mario Lemieux played for them. Now they have Sidney Crosby who while a good player has the NHL and a bunch of new hockey faggots all over his dick. Even without Sidney Crosby the Penguins are a good, young team.
Simply put they are over shadowed as a whole by that wanker Crosby.
Hockey fan: Hey, you like the Pittsburgh Penguins?
Hockey noob: Sidney Crosby!
Hockey fan: Yeah, but what about the other players? Like Evgeni Malkin?
Hockey noob: Sidney Crosby!
Hockey fan: You're a faggot.
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