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turd shank

A homemade shank, usually made by prison/jail inmates, by saving a turd, letting it become hard by drying out and carving it into the shape of a shank to use as a stabbing type weapon.

Here comes Bubba with his turd shank, RUN!

by mizzoupig February 26, 2010

31๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd bombers

A turd bomber is an incredibly ignorant asshole.

Someone who spews nothing but shit from their face.

To shit from one's mouth.

A slang term for miscer

guitar.com miscers are such turd bombers

by suck my big beautiful balls baby April 23, 2004

35๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Angry Turds

The act of playing the popular game Angry Birds while taking a shit. This phenomena occurs because this game is so addicting that it takes precedence over other activities and causes the person playing to play while doing other tasks, such as eating, shitting, or watching tv.

Bryan: Do you hear that? Sounds like birds coming from the bathroom.
Tom: Oh, it must be Alex playing angry turds again.

by Kingthedestroyer February 1, 2011

40๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd tunnel

Synonym for poop chute, ass, or anus. Basically, this is where the shit exits the anal orifice and would plop into the toilet or your neighbors yard.

Johan slid up behind me and pumped his cock right up my turd tunnel.

by Eric Crouch December 28, 2005

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turd smeller

A person that loves to smell other people's shit. Typically somebody that hangs out in a bathroom, especially at a work place or a person that always follows you into a bathroom whenever you have to go.

I just sat down in the stall, and would'nt you know it, that effing turd smeller Soon walked in and started to observe himself in the mirror--again.

by biff hoolihan April 29, 2005

22๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


stubborn turd

An especially annoying piece of faecal matter that will try its damndest to stay in your anus, as if clinging on to life itself. Blood vesels may be burst trying to shift one of these bastards, be careful!

Oh my God, half an hour it took me to drop that stubborn turd from my arse, but boy was it worth the wait!

by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006

23๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd sandwich

1. a presidential candidate whom campaigns against a giant douche. introduced by the creators of south park. 2. two pieces of bread with a juicy turd in the middle (a nutella sandwich?)

1. sometimes, its always the choice between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. 2. after the hot blumpkin, the couple both enjoyed a nice hot turd sandwich

by KDIZZO March 24, 2005

290๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž