Cake

Someone who did something someone else does not appreciate, a rude gesture or a trick.

Jill: Hey wanna a dollar?
Jack: Sure!
Jack tries to grab the dollar but Jill pulls away.
Jill: Haha! Yeah, like I'd give you a dollar.
Jack: That's messed up, you're a cake..

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cake

to cake someone is to completely soak their body in sperm

i caked your grandmother last night

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cake

Any form of alcoholic beverages.
Can be used as noun or verb.

Lets get some cake.( lets get some alcohol). I'm so caked. ( I'm so drunk). Lets go on a cake run. ( lets go on a beer run) .

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cakes

"-cakes"

a suffix added to any adjective to make it cute or give it more style; its swagga is analogous to that of the prefix lol- added to any noun, as in lolcats or loltrain.

person 1: Hey, you wanna hang out tomorrow?
person 2: Sure, what time?
person 1: Iunno, how 'bout noon?
person 2: Nah, I got work 'til 3. How 'bout 3:30?
person 1: Fine by me.
person 2: Settledcakes.

person 1: Yo, check out my phat new beats! What do you think?
person 2: Wow, they sound greatcakes!

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Cat Cake

When you take a Sh*t and it is composed of over 20% hair.

Bro i was taking a dump i looked and it was a cat cake, wtf did i eat

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cake butler

derived from snack dad, a cake butler is a parent who dispenses sweets to their children on demand, offering no resistance. A cake butler is said to be incapable of standing up for themselves, and is synonymous with pushover or spineless.

Johnny is a real yes man. He plays cake butler to everyone who asks something of him.

Icing On The Cake

When you jizz on your shit in the toilet before you flush.

Person 1: Bro I had a fat burger yesterday. I need to go ice the cake.
Person 2: Yeah I like icing on the cake when I eat it too.

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