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The most badass snake you eva seen
Then it fucking at Tom and Little Joey in one bite! Can you believe it? Our town is DYING. Because of A FUCKING COBRA
When Rambo the Basket Snake and his minions of poison exchange illegal data wirelessly with their Cobra Card Transmitters.
Rambo the Basket Snake: You get the data Sanchezo?
Sanchezo: Yeaaaaahr. Wireless Cobra Tag helps mucho giganto time.
When you’re at the game, and your team chokes at the end, and you assume a position of hands on the top of your head, elbows out, in disbelief. This inevitably forms the shape of a striking cobra.
“man, Clemson gave that game away, i see a lot of defeat cobras in the stands.”
To have credit that is so bad that it sets off alarms and even the sprinklers the kind of credit Homer Simpson had when he tried to buy a car
That n**** try to buy an RV today but got turned down because he had Cobra credit oh hell no that's f***** up
to be ready to have the most amazing time and knowledge dropped on you in the form of music or dictation from the second smartest person to ever live.
Happy New Year... Cobras Up!
The shape the opening makes when a penis is quickly pulled out of a vagina.
After a fast pounding, he quickly pulled out and left a gaping Cobra Yawn.
A Father that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Dad will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Dad will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.
I did everything my Cobra Dad ask me to and I can't please him no matter what I do. He always expects me to respond to his every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because he insists on giving me one. My Cobra Dad is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. He gets so jealous when I outshine him.