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usually a young lad from england who has an obsession with lord of the rings and the hobbit.
Kid 1- i saw a nice hobbit sword the other day i might buy it
Kid 2- No don't be a Harry Dawes.
The act of looking in every direction and seeing a boogeyman, and proceeding to slander, in a soft voice, that "boogeyman" in a public setting to justify your own corruption, thus embarrassing yourself.
Harry Reid's latest boogeyman are those cowboys in Nevada. Last month it was those Koch dudes. Before that, it was Tea Party peeps. Dude's lost it. We need term limits!
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A series of books that most people haven't read but don't hesitate to critcize, anyways. Often mistaken as books that are "just for kids", when the truth is they curse more than my older brother, are dark and depressing, but at the same time funny and lighthearted.
Dude: Harry Potter's gay.
Friend: Is that supposed to be an INSULT?!?!?!
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A semi-famous, very fat corrupt internet movie reviewer who is nowhere near as famous or powerful as he once was. He still gets to live a dream life of being paid to endorse things, being sent comp DVDs and God knows what else, and being flown around the world to visit sets in order to entice him to review things positively so that nerds may spend money on them. His resume includes such hits as turning a blind eye to a contributor selling bootleg Disney movies (who was later busted), praising a script that was actually written by another contributor, and posting (wrong) Oscar nominees hacked from a home computer. Married an Asian chick 15 years younger than him presumably both blessed and cursed by vision problems and a unique condition enabling her to support two tuns of lust whenever the mood strikes the corpulent Casanova. Also is blessed with outspoken opinions on politics, despite having no idea on how the real world works having lived/living with his dad way past an acceptable age and not having an actual job or a degree.
Studio Exec: So, what do you think about Godzilla?
Harry Knowles: It kinda sucked.
Studio Exec: How would you like a visit to our movie shoot in Maui and for us to throw your boy Moriarty a bone?
Harry Knowles: Did I say sucked? I mean it was like drinking chocolate-coated pussy juice!
Studio Exec: ...right.
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Well written books. All of you who think it sucks are obviously illiterate.
kid 1:omGAH! i so coo i dun read no hurry pota!
kid 2:no, your just a dumbass.
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A seven-book series by author J.K Rowling about 'The Boy Who Lived'. HP is well-written and shouldn't be compared to Lord of the Rings being they are not even in the same category.
The fifth and latest Harry Potter book, Order of the Phoenix, sold over 5 million copies the day it came out.
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A popular captain from the tv show Deadliest Catch aboard the Alaskan crab fishing boat Cornelia Marie. Phil has two sons that also worked with him aboard the boat, Jake and Josh.
The Cornelia Marie first appeared on the show in the first season during a search of a missing ship. The boat became one of the main boats on the show starting in the second season of the show and has been a popular boat all the way to the recent season 5.
Captain Phil had a stroke and died on February 10th, 2010.
R.I.P. Phil Harris
Phil Harris was the best Captain on Deadliest Catch.
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