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one of the best series of books ever. READ IT!!!!!! shit film though so dont watch that makes the book look shit shit shit
guy:read Twilight yet?
girl:yeah very good, shit film though
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When teenage girls discover love after seeing the Twilight series, and proceed to torment everyone on Facebook with their continual brooding about relationships
That girl twilighted this shit about me last night "raindrops on her cheek but the sky is dry"
"the silence isnt so bad 'til i look at my hands and feel sad 'cause the spaces between my fingers are right where yours fit perfectly:\\ ♥" -damn she is twilighted
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a retarded person who thinks they are a vampire but are really not cuz they are just retarded they need a life and need to get out of their house oh yeah and u know what sucks? stephnie meyer ruined vampires.... seriously retard, they cant get in the sun or they will burn up to a crisp...a few last words.....
"get a life you morons"
that really grinds my gears.....
hey there is a twilighter i bet she thinks edward is "hawt" and i bet she says
OME
OH
MY
EDWARD
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A Book released in 2005, which was written by Stephenie Meyer. Most people fall in love with the series due to the main character, Edward Cullen. I found it to be one of my favorite vampire romances ever, and it's extremely captivating. Words cannot describe the emotions the Twilight Saga makes you feel, and i'm not talking about fangirl Edward emotions. It shows the greatest type of bond between mortal and immortal. If you read one, I suggest reading the other two, New Moon and Eclipse. But if you discover this series, don't give it to your friends, because they'll become hypocrites. But if you value the greatness of this series, I beg you not to see the movie. Movies always ruin books, and the casting director is blind, so the movie is going to honestly shortchange the books. So just don't see it (:
Hypocrite: What are you reading?
Me: Twilight.
Hypocrite: What's it about?
Me: A vampire who falls in love with a human. It's amazing.
Hypocrite: OMG FREAK VAMPIRES ARE SCARY.
Me: In this book they're good.
Hypocrite: Whatever, you're a freak.
-movie is released-
Hypocrite: OMG I LOVE THIS MOVIE DID YOU SEE EDWARD HE WAS SO HOT AND OMG I LOVE VAMPIRES -runs to read books-
Me: You judged me for reading this book a while back.
Hypocrite: Whatever, no I didn't. Go read Twilight or you fail at life.
Me: I've already read it.
Hypocrite: No you haven't. Only cool people have read it. And you're not a true fan.
see my point about the movie?
it shouldn't be released.
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A series by Stephenie Meyer that has sky-rocketed to stardom on account of a movie version of the first book.
The story revolves around two main characters, Bella and Edward, falling in love and subsequent misadventures.
Everybody here seems to be professing that they are examples of bad writing, however, there are not many valid reasons around.(also, if you can't spell or construct a sentence, I don't see how you can say that it is is badly written)
1. "OMG vampires SO don't sparkle! And she's totally stealing Anne Rice's idea of vampires who don't drink from humans." - So what if it's a new idea? Was the concept of vampires drinking from animals new? Yes. And Anne Rice stole a few herself.
2. The film is terrible, therefore the books are by association. I wouldn't actually know. I have refused to watch it for a number of reasons. It looks awful. The actors are lumps of wood with voices. I like the books too much.
3. They're too perfect, yet at the same time you say they are controlling, cheating, lying bastards. Well, really, too perfect? They are controlling. They are over the top. They are neutral characters in many ways, but they do have some flaws.
4. Character Development, lack of - I admit that they can be a little melodramatic, but it's fiction and you are meant to suspend belief. There is not much insight into thoughts and emotions, perhaps this is an example of a different STYLE not a bad one. Some people like to only hint at reasoning so you will have to figure it out yourself. Maybe this idea that there is someone perfect for you will encourage the "teenie-boppers" to stop being such sluts.
5. I'm not saying it should be a classic, I'm just giving a different opinion on it. I like it, I'm fifteen, I read and understand classics. I can discuss themes, issues, viewpoints, context, etc. ad nauseam. According to my teachers I am so good at english that I could get a top grade if I did the Leaving Cert now, they also think I should be doing English in University. Jane Austen's books are romantic, so is this. It is not as good, but it is enjoyable. Rightly so, a lot of time went into it.
(if it's badly written then why would it be addictive?)
Person 1: Anne Rice's descriptive style is so ravishing and artistic. I think she's the most novel and interesting writer ever. Twilight is a rip-off with bad writing.
Person 2: Actually, I thought that Rice was one of the worst acclaimed writers I've ever read. Her writing style leaves much to be desired. A plot for instance. I did, in contrast, find the under-rated ideas of love-at-first-sight and desperation in Twilight interesting. Though mainly I read them because they're actually enjoyable.
Person 1: I hated the movie though.
Person 2: That doesn't make the book crap does it? I haven't seen it anyway, I stayed home watching the Beeb's (BBC) Pride and Prejudice. It was really good, six hours and very true to the book.
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A book by Stephenie Meyer with an 108 year old vampire who can sparkle who fell in love with an 18 year old schoolgirl (I find a VERY big age difference between them)
Edward Cullen"I was born in 1901"
Bella *nods*
Fangirl: wow but your still hot
Me:HE DOESN'T FUCKING AGE AND HE SPARKLES EWWWW TWILIGHT IS WEIRDDDD
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A somewhat decent series of books by Stephanie Meyer. The main problem with the books is the people who read them: THOSE FUCKING ANNOYING FANGIRLS!! Twilight quickly became the Jonas Brothers of books and movies, since a Twilight movie was released November of 2008.
The story involves Isabelle Swan (Bella) who falls in love with a vampire named Edward Cullen (who can read minds, has super speed, and apparently can give any girl an orgasm at any time.)
Facebook is flooded with groups and bumper stickers of how much these girls love (and i mean LOVE in a disturbing way) Edward (Along with other people in the series that are less important)
The movie version gave girls the opportunity to have an actual picture of what he looks like instead of trying to make one up while fingering their pussies, because no guy would date a twilight addict like them. It was also a bold move for Rob Pattinson, who played Edward Cullen, because he made the choice of getting a shit load of money at the cost of every straight boy in America hating him.
Dracula would be pissed off if he saw what Twilight did to vampires and their public image these days.
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