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When the Bible talks about the water of life, it's referring to this wondrous soda.
mountain dew code red
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A complete douche who goes around telling everyone about the new mountain dew cans.
Chris- "Hey, Mark did you see the new Mountain Dew cans?"
Mark- "Chris shutup, your being a real mountain dew-che bag right now!"
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Nectar of the Gods with an orange zing.
I drink Live Wire to satisfy my baser instincts.
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When a man is going to "shake the dew off the lily" he is talking about shaking the last few drops of urine off his penis after urination. Euphemism for taking a piss.
I'll be with you in a minute. I'm just gonna shake the dew off the lily.
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a person in a wheelchair (cripple) drinking mountain dew.
"dude look at that hot dewcripl (Dew Cripple) over there. She sips mountain dew like an angel taking a bath in cool crystal clear lagoon water"
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He is a lit dude always got the Mountain Dew to give out and share and he does anything for that dew anencephaly is famous
Mountain Dew man gives mountaindew
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What the Abominations in Warcraft 3 say..when they want to say what we do...?
Abomination #1: Wad we dewwwwwwww...?
Abomination #2: mmmmhmm....Fresh Meat..........
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