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The act of performing a Blumpkin in a Honey Bucket. This usually occurs at a festival or on a work site.
After she gave me the Honey Blumpkin, I locked Shirley inside the Honey Bucket with a zip tie and pushed it over. Hahah... stupid bitch.
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To receive a blowjob while shitting into a Jack O' Lantern .
Dude , last night at the Halloween party Jodi gave me a " pumpkin blumpkin " on her front porch ...
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A blowjob given while the recipient is on the toilet, taking a crap and eating Taco Bell all at once.
I let this guy talk me into giving him a Mexican Blumpkin but couldn't finish because it stank so friggin much. I vomited on him, giving him an Irish Blumpkin instead.
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(1) To perform oral sex on a female while she is defacating.
(2) To inadvertantly reveal a piece of information that is catastrophic to your status in your social circle; to inadvertantly open oneself up to ridicule.
"Would you like to have some Blumpkin Pie" "No thank you, one slip of the tongue and I'm in deep shit!"
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Giving a blowjob while the guy is taking a shit, and when the shit falls into the water and makes a splash into your mouth.
"john gave me a blumpkin strudel last nite!" blumpkin
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Getting a blowjob in an outhouse or porta-potty.
At the outdoor concert Ivanka gave me a Country Blumpkin
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while having a blumpkin preformed on a man simultaneously shitting in the woman's vagina.
my grampa preformed a blumpkin split on my girlfriend today and i walked in fml!
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