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carlos customs

One of the best artist in the world. If you ever need a piece of art done that is your guy. He specializes in customizing shoes but he can pretty much do anything you ask him to do. If you ever happen to meet this person you may consider yourself to be the luckiest human being on earth.

Example 1
Guy 1: “ hey did you see that artist over there”
Guy 2: “ is it Carlos Customs
Guy1: “no”
Guy 2: “ then I don’t give a fuck

Example 2
“ go follow Carlos customs on Instagram”

by TheArtAficionado February 16, 2019


carlos delcid

The most sexiest guy you’ll ever see , he has a huge crotch

Woah , Carlos Delcid is soo hot!

by Nijjer Faggot October 09, 2017


Shawberto Carlos

Luke Shaw, but referencing to his amazing gameplay and skills in EURO 2020 comparing him with the Fenerbahçe legend, Roberto Carlos.

-Have you seen the goal Luke Shaw scored last game?
-Yeah, man. I'm telling you, he is Shawberto Carlos!

by ozgunxd January 09, 2022


Dirty Carlo

The act of sneaking into the orca inclosure at sea world and beating your meat while also pleasuring the orcas until both you and the orca sporadically orgasm at the same time causing the Rapture setting of the plot for This is The End by Seth Rogen.

Oh shit, I accidentally did a Dirty Carlo on Wednesday and now the world is over.

by Miwo July 28, 2023


Sweaty Carlos

Shoving spicy chili into your partners rectum and mouth simultaneously causing them to sweat.

Co Worker: me and my girl tried a Sweaty Carlos last night

Me: stop we're only work friends

by penisadult November 17, 2021


Carlos Ray

the less cooler name for Chuck Norris

Carlos Ray can kill two birds with one stone.
yeah, not working.

by chazargh August 31, 2008


Carlos Mencia

A comedian whose show, "Mind of Mencia," (Comedy Central)focuses on making fun of stereotypes relating to race, gender, sex, profession, and mental capability, among many others. While it may appear to some people that he actually believes these things, it seems to be about as accurate as calling Stephen Colbert a Republican.

Did you see that commercial Carlos Mencia did about the Asian dude?

by AZenne April 20, 2006