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Luke Shaw, but referencing to his amazing gameplay and skills in EURO 2020 comparing him with the Fenerbahçe legend, Roberto Carlos.
-Have you seen the goal Luke Shaw scored last game?
-Yeah, man. I'm telling you, he is Shawberto Carlos!
Hes a brazillian warrior of peace and love. Mysterious and handsome, not many know him, but those who do, knows that hes a genius, a master, a god. And he's everywhere.
OMG It's Carlos Adão!!! He's everywhere!! Carlos Adão is love, peace and life!!
One of the best artist in the world. If you ever need a piece of art done that is your guy. He specializes in customizing shoes but he can pretty much do anything you ask him to do. If you ever happen to meet this person you may consider yourself to be the luckiest human being on earth.
Example 1
Guy 1: “ hey did you see that artist over there”
Guy 2: “ is it Carlos Customs”
Guy1: “no”
Guy 2: “ then I don’t give a fuck”
Example 2
“ go follow Carlos customs on Instagram”
The most sexiest guy you’ll ever see , he has a huge crotch
Woah , Carlos Delcid is soo hot!
The act of sneaking into the orca inclosure at sea world and beating your meat while also pleasuring the orcas until both you and the orca sporadically orgasm at the same time causing the Rapture setting of the plot for This is The End by Seth Rogen.
Oh shit, I accidentally did a Dirty Carlo on Wednesday and now the world is over.
Shoving spicy chili into your partners rectum and mouth simultaneously causing them to sweat.
Co Worker: me and my girl tried a Sweaty Carlos last night
Me: stop we're only work friends
the less cooler name for Chuck Norris
Carlos Ray can kill two birds with one stone.
yeah, not working.
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