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When you are in a call and get a call waiting signal. You answer the call waiting signal and totally forget your original caller. After you end call, the cell phone rings back from original caller.
Girlfriend 1 calls.
while talking. girlfriend 2 calls in.
You answer and leave GF 1 on hold.
You end call from GF 2.
Cell phone rings back from GF 1 who is now pissed cause you got cell phone amnesiaon her!
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when you wake uo to the sound of your friend calling your cell phone(which is in the room) and you go to answer it, and he hands you his dick and you start to talk inot it.
" fuck, brian gave me the fattest arabian cell phone this morning!"
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1. n. Any traffic accident caused by some moron who was paying too much attention to their cell phone conversation and not paying enough attention to their driving.
2. n. A child or teenager who is pouting, grumbling, and generally misbehaving over the fact that mommy and daddy refuse to buy them an expensive and needlessly tricked out cell phone.
1. The police said that the driver who slammed into the back of Leon's car had been on his cell for over 25 minutes before and 5 minutes after the collision. Leon was pissed that he was in a cell phone wreck.
2. Yesterday, John asked his folks for a $150 cell phone with texting, graphics, games, MP3 music, video conversation, and high speed wireless internet. When they said no, he locked himself in his room and didn't come out for the rest of the day. The little cell phone wreck won't get a phone that way.
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A party in which when the lights turn off and when the cell phone lights turn on, everyone gets naked.
That was a sweet cell phone party!
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a geeky guy who get"s an immediate hard on when he talks to his pussybitch girlfriend
Bill must be talking to his pussybitch girlfriend again,everyones laughing at his cell phoner boner.
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A portable device that was invented to use to talk to people that Gen Z is petrified to use to talk to people.
*rings*
Gen Z: AHHHHH MY CELL PHONE IS RINGING! I THOUGHT I HAD IT ON DO NOT DISTURB LIKE OMG WHY WOULD SOMEONE CALL ME ON MY CELL PHONE??? I NEED TO TAKE THOSE ANXIETY MEDS MY FRIENDS GAVE ME FOR MY SELF DIAGNOSED ANXIETY DISORDER BECAUSE MY PHONE IS DOING EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS MADE TO DO!! AHHHHHHHH!!! *commits suicide*
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Defined by Jeff Brown in the book 'Soulshaping', Cell your soul is the idea that the body is the karmic field where the soul’s lessons are harvested. In order to grow spiritually, we must bring our suffering and our joy through the cells of the body until our spiritual lessons are birthed. Repressed emotions are unactualized spiritual lessons. To grow, we have to see our feelings all the way through. Once they make it all the way through the conversion tunnel, the lesson is revealed and the soul evolves to the next stage.
You feel all frustrated and blocked up emotionally. I think you need to cell your soul. Don't let all the lessons at the heart of your experiences get bottled up.
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