oh man!!! its so funny!! i wanna do yours! (please)
(to be song in a heavy metal mosh way)
I’m going out tonight, to waste another site, I’m laughing in delight
Dark now is the sky, I’m sure your asking why, that I make the janitors cry!
Your house is my next stop, I open up the top, and leave another plop!
Got no time to wipe, I’m rolling with the hype, Ohh man this one’s ripe.
Upper Deck! Upper Deck
LOL It’s a wreck
Upper Deck Upper Deck
Just put the tidy bowl man in check!
One more house to do, I got some more to poo, I’m captain kangaroo
But this aint make believe, no trolleys up my sleeve, your tank is filled as I leave.
Yah it makes a mess, but it alleviates my stress, now gimme your boss’s address
He’ll have a souvenir, as I drink up my last beer, then I disappear.
Upper Deck! Upper Deck
LOL It’s a wreck
Upper Deck Upper Deck
Just put the tidy bowl man in check!
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To purposely ignore someone. To dick someone over. To hit the ignore button on your cell phone when someone calls.
"What the fuck, I called her and she decked me!"
"She decked you over good."
"I'm going to hit ignore on my cell phone so he knows he's being decked."
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A stupid insult people say when they are losing in clash royal specifically middle-schoolers.
Guy: “OMG this guys about to three crown me.” Guy2: “he has such of a gay deck.”
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you and a friend both fucking girls on a bunk bed in a synchronized manner
Bob and Alex double decking dimes on bunk bed in tune
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When someone is told to swab the deck, they are being told to either eat a dick or clean a dick, depending on the context.
Pirate: Arrr!! Fundo. Swab the deck!!
Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!
Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!
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Having sex with a chick in the dark and then mid sex, you and your friend make a switch, so that he is now the one having sex with her.
Yo I met a chick last night and pulled a deck change on that shit!
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The turntable that DJs reserve for playing Scooter on, so as not to contaminate their expensive decks with the audio equivalent of Poptarts.
Gina: Fook Bev, the DJs mincing the Poop Deck.
Bev: Fook.
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