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1.) A profoundly unattractive female member of a fictional aboriginal people called "the Goons," featured in the old "Popeye" cartoons. Alice had a squiggle for a mouth and a flowerpot for a hat, and wore a grass skirt, of sorts. She fancied Popeye as a love-interest, but Popeye wanted nothing to do with Alice, understandably. However, she was much larger and stronger than Popeye (when he was sans spinach, anyway), and she would pick him up and croon, in a robotic monotone, "I love Popeye. I love Popeye," while he struggled to get away.
2.) A term used to describe an unattractive female.
I swear, that lady who runs the hot dog stand is the original Alice the Goon.
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Noun. The act of spamming a message board to the point of rendering it useless in a very short period of time. This definition is only applicable when those involved are SA goons and there are more than two of them working on the same forum at the same time. Goon Justice is a group activity.
Lusus has a message board? I think it's time for some goon justice!
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The highest level of greatness and pure, natural talent. Most people with Goon Status are either really funny or really sexy, or just a combination of both. There is no other level like this except Champion Status.
Man 1: "Yo man, did you see that girl?"
Man 2: "Yeah man, why? What happened?"
Man 1: "I tapped that ass last night and now she always wants The D."
Man 2: "Man, you finally reached Goon Status!!!!"
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Cheap wine mixed with soft drink, cordial or possibly juice.
The cheap wine waz too disgusting to get pissed from, so I added some lemonade and had me sum magic goon.
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A very drunken raccoon. Rarely to be found in the wild due to the scarcity of alcohol there. Goon coons usually live in sub urban areas looking for trash bins and open leftover alcohol to get into.
Lowell: Whoa look at that raccoon! I was going to chase him away but it couldn't run straight.
Fred: Dude that’s a goon coon! You shouldn't have left your beer in the garage dude.
Lowell: What? My beer! Damn goon coons!
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The act of having both goon (Australian boxed wine) and a man's testicles in ones mouth and gargling both simultaneously until the point of ejaculation. This is usually followed by the goon gargler swallowing both the goon and the man's sperm.
' this goonbag got me so fucking horny..fancy me some goon gargling tonight'
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one who consumes large amounts of goon. goon is the cheapest and strongest alcohol available to money tight teenagers.
see how much he had to drink. he's a goon warrior
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