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Helicopter with a hole in one is when you have a apparatus like a harness on a pulley system and you are swinging your partner lowering them until they make it in your hole! If you can manage it in one try you have a helicopter with a hole in one!
Suzette was so excited to have Eddie in her sex swing harness she pulled on the rope so hard that when Eddie was coming in for his landing the roof gave way! To Suzette's surprise he had made it well into her hole! She scream with glee, FINALLY, A HELICOPTER WITH A HOLE IN ONE!
How to Akimbo Fist Helicopter:
1. Get your significant other naked and place her on the floor.
2. Make sure to lubricate both hands. It's about to get messy. 😈
3. Create 2 fists with both of your hands.
4. Shove both fists up her vagina.
5. Lock her fists inside of her and raise them so they hit the ceiling of the vagina.
6. Lift her up whilst your fists are inside.
7. Hold her at a 45-degree angle and start to spin in circles.
To make the experience more authentic, make sure she makes helicopter noises.
Warning: If she is overweight this can evidently be dangerous as it can break your wrists.
Reggie: Hey sexy, you wanna do some Akimbo Fisting Helicopter tonight?
Fat Bitch: No Reggie, I'm too fat.
Reggie: Don't you worry girl, I've been stretching
Up goes the airplane down goes the helicopter!
Do you know how to fly a Kobe Bryant Helicopter
to be at a state of super super high
man im high as a hippie on a helicopter
Cumming whilst doing a dick helicopter
When he said he sexually identified as an attack helicopter, it was funny, but when he Apache Attack Helicoptered last night, it made a real mess.
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Helicopter Nigga Flip is a sex position in the the case of when a nigger happens to insert his penis and testicles into the asshole or pussy of a human being with a flip, then proceeds to have sex by spinning like the propeller of a helicopter or blade of a helicopter. Only used if highly skilled nigger or baboon. Not recommended for lower class negros.
Bian says "Babatunde used the Helicopter Nigga Flip on me last night."
Niddu replies with "Folabi is better"
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I sexually identify as an Apache Attack Helicopter
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