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My favorite letters in no particular order

TEhey are N, O, R, I, G, S, A, E, H, J, G, and L in no particular order

My favorite letters in no particular order but in a particular order are actually N, I, G, G-

by EDP4040450 February 1, 2022


Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!

But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?

β€œSomeone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”

by AmNow December 24, 2020


Russian mail-order bride consolidation play

When you raise capital in an investment fund to acquire multiple Russian mail-order bride platforms. This is done so that the investor controls the supply chain of connecting beautiful Russian women and rich white men.

Conspiracy theorists state that this is how the Russian government blackmails powerful politicians and businessmen. There have not yet been any recorded cases of Russian mail-order brides blackmailing their rich, powerful husbands.

Person A - Hey are you still planning on going through that Russian mail-order bride consolidation play?
Person B - Ya, we raise $100 Million to acquire the top 20 online platforms. We will own over 90% of the market in the next two years!

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


null order filed set null ddl

Crazy talk from people that really don't know what they are saying.

"How did E tell you to fix that problem"

"She said 'null order filed set null ddl"

by M. Docketer January 22, 2008

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A station that allows propaganda in order to turn everyone into mindless Republicans

Fox News

Fox News is A station that allows propaganda in order to turn everyone into mindless republicans

by Giovanni Mann May 26, 2009

17πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Peugeot ' a side order of frogs legs' 306 TDI

A total bag of bolloxs. Owned by tight fisted network administrators earning a good bit of buncewho live and die by the MPG.

Usually sport fake perms,questionable togs and fit shite alloys and other bolloxs to 'enhance'the tub of lard they purchased in a vain attempt to have a 'sporty' & family 'car'.

Be-Jesus, look at that F425OOU with the wank alloys and dodgy kevin keegan perm.............

Wonder if the pile of turd has 100 horses under the hood? Whoops, of course it does it a TDI after all.

Well there's a glid the diesel in everyone I guess ??!

Hey gorgeous I'll be 56secs late tonight. I'm really sorry.

Please don't make me eat any pringles. They are SO un-organic I'll keel over and my arm will drop off.

by Moist Mary July 30, 2004

6πŸ‘ 21πŸ‘Ž


no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza?

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004

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