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Wal-Mart Wolverine

An overly zealous University of Michigan football fan who never attended the university (probably never went to school past high school), nor has any affiliation in any way to the school. They wear all the U-M apparel you can buy at your local Wal-Mart.

"U-M ROCKS!! GO BLUE!!

Man, what a Wal-Mart Wolverine, look at that awesome Carhart jacket.

by Shete October 28, 2008

122๐Ÿ‘ 135๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wal-Mart Worker

An employee hired by Wal-Mart at minimum wage (ooowee) to ring in the price, bag it, and last but not least,put away shit people don't want after all.

Wal-Mart workers usually look retarded, reak of cow dung, or look like a guest on the Jerry Springer Show. There are a very few decent people who work there, but I dont know the hell why.

To conclude, Wal-Mart is a huge ass store where you can buy most household items for the cheapest price. Oh, and they usually have a McDonald's so you can eat your fat ass life away.

Erica's dream is to be a Wal-Mart Worker just like her one dollar hoe mom!

by SaffeWay December 22, 2008

17๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


K Mart Special

Expensive chrome rims so ugly they look like cheap hubcaps you would find at K Mart.

That cars riding on K Mart Specials

by Chevega June 22, 2007

31๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wal-Mart Sellout

Word used to describe a band that has sold out so bad that their t-shirts and other merchandise are sold at Wal-mart, not really including cd's though. Bands include Ac/Dc, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Green Day (they suck anyway), Metallica, The Sex Pistols, U2, Linkin Park, and others I can't think of at the moment.

As I walked into Wal-mart, I was not suprised to see an Ac/Dc Back In Black T-Shirt, that band turned in to a Wal-Mart Sellout.

by NightProwler June 28, 2006

21๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


k-mart board

Cheap-ass $10 skateboards from k-mart that are junk and break easily. Every skate poser in the world owns one.

Skate poser: Hey check out my board!
Skater: What brand is it?
Poser: I don't know.
Skater: is it a k-mart board?
Poser: Yeah.
Skater: Fag..

by Chrono68 June 13, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


kwik e mart

A store from the Simpsons that you buy food/drugs for an insane price that is really worth .20 cents. Apu is a Mexican Smuggler who pretends to be an "Indian" and claims that cows are "holy," along with elephants. You can tell he's a mexican because he has 482 trillion children and a gay last name.

dang look at Apu, and that smuggler is all working at kwik e mart like he knows it all. like hes the boss, like he knows how to "run business."


omfg i caught apu masturbating behing the squishee machine!

by Katyah December 23, 2008

13๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mini-Mart Mocha

a beverage of mediocre coffee with Swiss Miss cocoa stirred in, a make-due favorite in office break rooms or on roadtrips when there's no Starbucks, etc. for miles on end.

I hit my afternoon wall and there's a ton of work--time for a mini-mart mocha.

by 818-adjacent October 2, 2014