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A room in the White House for the President to conduct specific business. Was originally just the Oval Office, but got a little name change after the unfortunately blown-out-of-proportion antics of President Clinton.
VH1: If Arnold Schwarzenegger doesn't stop making stupid comments (like: "I think gay marriage should be something between an man and a woman"), then he may find himself stupid enough to start serving our country (like Bush) in the Oral Office.
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1.) n. Breasts whose appearance suggest that they are made of office supplies, i.e. pieces of crumpled paper thumbtacked to one's chest.
2.) n. A derogatory term for breasts that appear to have worked in an office for many years.
"So I was hooking up with this girl, but I had to cut it short... she had office titties."
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The loud obnoxius person in the office that does not know they are the loud obnoxius person. Also chews gum with their mouth open and is very annoying to everyone in the office environment.
"Have you met the new girl Annie today, Bob?" "Yeah, you mean that office donkey she's one annoying bitch.
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To create a threat or a problem in the office, server, process, production, or design, and then gain notoriety, kudos and/or rewards for its reduction.
Office Racketeering: Arguing that several aspects of a safe and sound design will fail if certain conditions exist. Then after tasked with solving the problem, he/she goes on to prove that the problems have been resolved through some redesign that never occurred or re-evaluation, showing the conditions will never materialize. Given the time lag, he/she came up first as someone who found the problems, and later the one who solved them. He/she is nominated employee of the month.
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When your friend is not paying attention in class and your teacher askes a question. You tell him a outragious answere to blur out thinking he will get it correct. he does so and everybody laughs.
Teacher"what is the capital of new york class?" You" dude the answere is office taco" Your friend " raises his hand and sayes Office taco" Class" hahahaha"
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A boner one erects while in the office working for the man. Too many office boners can ruin the reputation of the boner-e, unless he has the largest cock in the office.
Hey Bill, who did you bring with you to the meeting? Oh, no one, that's just my office boner.
Where's Tom? He's at his desk with his office boner.
Cindy, check out this office boner.
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1.The dealing place of visa seekers,predominatly of African decent.
2.A word synonymous with evil amongst Africans circles.see also; White Devil,Satin,Joo Joo,Black Magic.
Her Majesty's Home Office; Croydon
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