Random
Source Code
Random
Sex is like math.
You add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs,
And pray you don't multiply.
Sam : I hate math
Thomas : Damn so you hate having sex?
5👍 1👎
when u get it on with someone.with your pants down.
guy:ready for some sexings?
girl:what's that?
guy:*whispers in to her ear*
girl:really?ok then.
*both walk into bedroom*
*girl comes out covered in white stuff*
girl:I had some sexings!
56👍 35👎
YOU SHOVE YOUR DICK UP A PUSSYHOLE AND SPERM COMES OUT LOTS OF IT AND THE FASTER YOU GO THE HARDER AND HORIER SHE GETS HER TITS WILL CREAM AND SHE WILL SCREAM DADDY FUCK ME AND THEN YOU CA TITFUCK HER AND SHE SUCK YOUR DICK OFF WHILE YOU FINGER HER PUSSY AND THEN YOU WANK OFF AND NUT IN HER MOUTH AND SHE WILL SWALLOW IT BABBY GIRL
i want to shove my dick in between your thighs up your pussy and into your urethra and cum all inside of you sexy massive tit prostitute, and then shove it into your mouth and then drag it all over your chest to in between your horny sharp titties and thrust up and down until your whole chest is covered in cum and your are wet and then ill fingerblast you and anal your asshole until you are screaming daddy fuck me ughhhhhhh and then ill nut in your face and you bit my dick and start sucking uncontrollably and it goes down your throat with cum still spraying out
7👍 6👎
Something you should wait for marige befour doing it
Im not going to have sex with her becouse we are not maried
17👍 8👎
bad, bad. don’t do that. you will get pregnant and die.
student: what if i want to have sex before i get married?
teacher: then i guess you’ll just have to be prepared to die.
17👍 8👎
When two people decide that they're horny and want to have sex. Sex can be 4 things:
1. When a man puts his penis into a girl's vagina.
2. When a man puts his penis into a man's butthole.
3. When two girls take a dildo and imitate 1.
4. Not technically sex but when a girl/man sucks on a man's penis.
One day as I was hanging out in my room, my boyfriend came in. "Hey babe." He said. "Hi." He walked over to my bed and sat down. "Listen, I'm hor-" I cut him off with a kiss. "Me too," I whispered. In a flash all of our clothes were of and in a pile on the floor. He and I had sex harder then ever before and afterwords I sucked him off.
21👍 11👎