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The best friend anyone could ask for who’s name was a typo
“He’s a pillow skates he forgot his own kid”
“PILLOW”
Skate Wilson is a great man who skated this earth and now he has the chance to skate as hard as he skates yo mom
Friend: you know skate Wilson
Other Friend: no why
Friend: he’s a great kid lol xd
Slang for being extremely busy, having been extremely busy or both.
Busy person (picking up phone): "What !?! This had better be good! I am skating on shell casings here, you know!"
Caller: "The boss wants the names of who we are sending to the hazardous materials training."
Busy Person: "Yeah, I'll get right on that"
The awkward moment between friends, when one, particularly keen on ice skating, is promised an opportunity to participate in this recreational sport with other friend(s) but then at the last minute said "friend" refuses to participate leaving the other on an ice-prairie of not having anyone to skate with.
Furious hand gestures are then made, mimicking pirouetting motion and fist shaking in rage.
"Hey Jude, do you fancy going ice skating, on the new Christmas rink in town?"
"Yeah, I promise you we'll go next week"
"Sweeeeeet"
*Next Week*
"Lets go to the ice rink then!"
"Nah, it's too cold"
****AWKWARD ICE-SKATE****
Rolla skates is the third track of the album Op.22 Y-Waltz: in Major by the famous fourth generation k-pop soloist (former iz*one member) Jo Yuri. It is known for being a bittersweet love song.
no way is that rolla skates by jo yuri? rolla skates in my favorite song!
Skate yeeting is when you yeet a ball when ice skating or playing ice hockey. You must say “yeet!” in order to do it or else it is a load of bollocks.
Person 1: “Last night I saw him skate yeet”.
Person 2: “What? You are lying!”
Person 3: “Hey idiots, we all know!”
Person 1: “See!”
When a beaner fries yo mamma's beans while giving her a straight look with a pole
"Man dawg that skinner just straight skated that weasle head