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The tiny, almost useless, passenger accommodation on most modern sportsbikes. Often referred to as a “pillion”, this small, hard cushion has the effect of bludgeoning the area between the passenger’s genitals and anus throughout the ride. Because of its height relative to the driver and generally awkward seating position, these seats have a reputation for deterring passengers from wanting to ride along. These seats are a characteristic of the split tail style of motorcycles, opposed to the conventional “banana” seat (single piece) design. The prevalence of this pragmatically useless design can be attributed to the greatly improved aesthetics and improved control of the motorcycle while in full tuck, as the driver can scoot back into the shelf to secure themselves from sliding further rearward.
“Dude, do you remember having to ride bitch on my Zx10r?”
“Yeah bra, my ass still huts from that retarded taint shelf…”
When a girl (eg. Caitlin) is ragged about by a famous rapper (eg. Big T) she is then tainted and no men would want to enter her cave of doom.
Nah mate her batty stinks she’s also tainted meat due to getting a big Blackpool slong inside her.
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Is a rare breed of worms that Attach to your tant with out you knowing it. Make sure you always check for them.
Side effects could cause serious: Hickeys,blood clot, warts, and, Itching.
Medicine to take to recover: super B-complex
I hope I don't have taint worms.
Or could be used in many different ways.
A term used in order to tell someone to fuck off or to say suck my dick, usually in a situation where the person you say it to is making no sense or they're an idiot
OP:" Where are we?"
Victim: " Goodhue County one Goodhue County nine"
OP: "Suck taint! That's not helpful"
When your dick and balls are sweating hard as fuck so your taint is sweating as well, thus begins a mix to create a stew like brew that smells of old sweaty gym socks, sweaty earring backs, and sweaty testicles.
"Bruh I got the meanest taint stew brewing right now, my balls are sweaty as hell."
Anal sex when the guys balls slap up against her taint and his taint.
Rick: Dude, I had such taint balls after giving Susie anal.
The gusset of your underwear. The part that goes up the middle of your crotch.
Man, my chub rub has my taint salad so sweaty.