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Upper Deck

oh man!!! its so funny!! i wanna do yours! (please)

(to be song in a heavy metal mosh way)

I’m going out tonight, to waste another site, I’m laughing in delight

Dark now is the sky, I’m sure your asking why, that I make the janitors cry!

Your house is my next stop, I open up the top, and leave another plop!

Got no time to wipe, I’m rolling with the hype, Ohh man this one’s ripe.

Upper Deck! Upper Deck

LOL It’s a wreck

Upper Deck Upper Deck

Just put the tidy bowl man in check!

One more house to do, I got some more to poo, I’m captain kangaroo

But this aint make believe, no trolleys up my sleeve, your tank is filled as I leave.

Yah it makes a mess, but it alleviates my stress, now gimme your boss’s address

He’ll have a souvenir, as I drink up my last beer, then I disappear.

Upper Deck! Upper Deck

LOL It’s a wreck

Upper Deck Upper Deck

Just put the tidy bowl man in check!

by Blitzd July 6, 2004

28👍 99👎


decked

To purposely ignore someone. To dick someone over. To hit the ignore button on your cell phone when someone calls.

"What the fuck, I called her and she decked me!"
"She decked you over good."
"I'm going to hit ignore on my cell phone so he knows he's being decked."

by KandraNicole December 28, 2007

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gay deck

A stupid insult people say when they are losing in clash royal specifically middle-schoolers.

Guy: “OMG this guys about to three crown me.” Guy2: “he has such of a gay deck.”

by Brug12345678910111213141516171 March 22, 2022

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Double Decking

you and a friend both fucking girls on a bunk bed in a synchronized manner

Bob and Alex double decking dimes on bunk bed in tune

by Rage-hard and no regard November 19, 2011

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swab the deck

When someone is told to swab the deck, they are being told to either eat a dick or clean a dick, depending on the context.

Pirate: Arrr!! Fundo. Swab the deck!!
Fundo: No way!! I ain't touching your smegma!!
Pirate: Arrrr!! Then, swab the deck, Fundo!!

by authOOr June 29, 2006

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deck change

Having sex with a chick in the dark and then mid sex, you and your friend make a switch, so that he is now the one having sex with her.

Yo I met a chick last night and pulled a deck change on that shit!

by EROYAL November 5, 2010

5👍 13👎


poop deck

The turntable that DJs reserve for playing Scooter on, so as not to contaminate their expensive decks with the audio equivalent of Poptarts.

Gina: Fook Bev, the DJs mincing the Poop Deck.
Bev: Fook.

by Cobs July 16, 2003

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