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worst President ever

A term that both accurately describes Donald J. Trump and strangely falls far short of addressing the severity of his transgressions.

Calling Trump the worst President ever feels like it's not even close to describing just how terrible he was?

by Aunt Tifa Lockhart November 19, 2020

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Bullet hit the president

When a great leader suddenly dies.

The country turned to ruins as soon as the bullet hit the president.

by Conservatives fucking suck November 11, 2003

6πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


'tide pod' president

Twitter name given to Trump, after he suggested using a disinfectant for treatment of COVID-19. Trump made this suggestion after getting a letter from Mark Grenon who told Trump that chlorine dioxide – a powerful bleach used in industrial processes – is β€œa wonderful detox that can kill 99% of the pathogens in the body” and that it ... β€œcan rid the body of Covid-19”. Because chlorine dioxide can have fatal side-effects when ingested the manufacturers of commercial products with chlorine dioxide held press conferences telling people not to use the product to treat disease and to contact medical professionals when sick.

Trump, a frequent user of Twitter was Twittered by Twitter as the 'tide pod' president.

by mlhiss April 27, 2020

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President-Elect Obama

A politician elected to the position of President on a platform of "change". Apparently he defines "change" as the appointment of all of Clinton's ex-staffers to his administration.

I wonder what position President-Elect Obama will give Monica Lewinsky.

by kindlydank December 7, 2008

23πŸ‘ 97πŸ‘Ž


President Baby-Man-Boy

Donald Trump

Today, President Baby-Man-Boy took to Twitter whilst squatting atop his 24 karat golden toilet bowl, Accusing former President B-Rock of tapping his phones. Sad!

by ScottChisonian March 26, 2017

35πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Shakin' hands with President Johnson

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1. To whack off your big black cock
2. To whack off your very hard cock

He's shakin' hands with President Johnson!

by Dankglas Quaid September 22, 2015


Get Down Mr. President!

Basically, the gist of the game was that when you were with a group of friends, at any random time, a member of the group would stick their finger to their ear, as if receiving a message. Eventually, others would notice and copy the movement, and whoever was last upon sticking a finger to the ear or hadn't noticed gets tackled to the ground regardless of location, and the others would yell "Get down Mr. President!!"

Bob: We played Get Down Mr. President! downtown yesterday. We almost got hit by a car.

by iluvboobies123 July 10, 2012

510πŸ‘ 69πŸ‘Ž