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A code word used to convey the desire to escape an awkward social situation.
Jack and Jill go to a party together. Jack wishes to leave with Jill due to an awkward encounter with a transvestite at the party.
Jack says to Jill: Jill I am going to give you an Uncle Louie.
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Uncle by blood, grandpa because he stepped up, in substitute of biological grandpa.
My daughter loves spending time with her uncle-grandpa .
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the type of guy who says good morning all day long.
person: “good morning!”
other person: “wow, he must be an uncle grandpa.”
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A guy who be pimping bitches and getting them to webcam for cash. The rooms will be rigged with sleeping gas so uncle dodgy can be dodgy AF
Just saw a guy roofie a ho, that guy be uncle dodgy
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Uncle Joe is an unofficial nickname for former Vice President Joe Biden. It most likely stems from his relaxed, carefree demeanor which is sometimes considered to be a bit creepy. Kinda got that creepy uncle thing goin' on. His breath most likely smells like bourbon and skoal.
Man, I'm startin' to miss ol' Uncle Joe. You just know he tried to grab Sarah Palin's ass every time she walked by in Congress.
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Uncle Kracker (born Matthew Shafer; June 6, 1974) is an American rock, country, and rap rock musician, most popularly known for his hit singles "Follow Me", "Smile", and "Drift Away". His music was more rap rock-based at the start of his career before turning in a more country and Top 40 style music direction on later releases.
Shafer was raised in Harrison Township, Michigan. In 1987, with his brother Mike Shafer, he visited a nightclub in Clawson, Michigan where a turntables competition was occurring. His older brother was competing against a then-unknown musician, Kid Rock. Shafer then spent a lot of time with Kid Rock, and they became friends. In those times, he was mainly rapping. He only performed at live shows at the time, until he began recording for Rock's album, Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp; Shafer was a featured vocalist on some of the tracks. He then began working on a solo album, but he continued being the DJ for Kid Rock. Upon the release of Rock's multi-platinum album, Devil Without a Cause, Shafer decided that it was time to release his first solo album, Double Wide, adopting the stage name Uncle Kracker.
What a fabulous artist. Uncle Kracker makes us all smile with his musical talent. What's your favorite Uncle Kracker single?
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the terrorist version of uncle sam.
america's greatest foreign treat
Uncle oSama:
I WANT YOU TO JOIN AL-QAEDA!!!!
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