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John: Jenny wants me to spend two-thousand dollars to be bored for five days at her cousin's wedding in Australia.
Me: She's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
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Noun: A promiscuous woman who doesn't know "who" her baby's father is.
That owl face ho ran around last week saying Chris was her baby daddy, and now she wants to say it was my man? I'll ride out on that bitch if she ain't careful!
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Meaning less intelligent than the excriment of a flighted nocternal bird who feasts on small rodents and posses the capability of viewing 180 degrees.
People walking under downed power lines are dumber than owl shit.
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"Neater than owl shit" is a phrase which describes the overwhelming-neatness of something.
Person 1: "Look at the moon tonight."
Person 2: "That's neater than owl shit."
cool, neat-o; an amplified version of "slick"
Dude, that new suit is slicker than owl shit.
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when someone is asking alot of someone else. it's enough to try and get an owl awake at noon but to make it jog that's too much. From Important Things With Demetri Martin
Guy: So Jenny wants me to go to her cousin's wedding in Australia. So I have to pay $2000 to be bored for five days.
Demetri: Jesus Jenny she's forcing an owl to jog at noon.
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When a girl numbers off her queefs using the Tootsie Pop Owl's voice.
Things were going great until she started doing Tootsie Pop Owl Queefs - " Ah one! Ahhh Two! Ahhhh Threeeeeee!"