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When you alternate force feeding your friend seasame seeds and cups of water until they either throw up or piss their pants.
"Dude Jayden had an amazing Turkish Christmas last night!"
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when a male puts his penis in another males anus, stays there until the other male took a shit and then pulls it out.
Gonna do the turkish flush with you tonight.
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when i guy is really tall and the girl is short so that the guy can hang his manjunk around her neck thus a scarf
Todd your so tall you could give that girl a Turkish scarf
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When an arrow pierces a man's testicles and then skewers both balls and lodges there still skewering both balls.
Dude, you just gave him a Turkish Kebab!!
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dessert recipe
ingredients:
2 parts semen
1 part gelatin mix
mix ingredients thoroughly in according-sized bowl. follow gelatin mix instructions, using an ice cube tray as container in which to cool the turkish delights. prior to consumption, sprinkle powdered sugar on the treats.
useful when performing The Narnia
Yo what're those Turkish Delights for?- guy 1
I need them to Narnia this girl for april fools- guy 2
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A turkish delight is not the food but infact a used condom and range from being used or broken
Man last night i was so horny and a didnt have a condom so i used a turkish delight
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A slang term describing the process in which 1) a male shits on his partner's face, 2) rubs his butt and nether parts in said partner's face, and finally 3)coaxes the partner into sucking his balls, now covered in his own fecal matter.
My boyfriend makes the best cup of Turkish Coffee--strong and aromatic, just like I like it!
This Turkish Coffee is so thick, I could choke on it.
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