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An immensely popular series of children's books written by William Kotzwinkle and Glenn Murray with illustrations by Audrey Colman. Walter is an ugly but lovable mutt rescued from the dog pound by two warm-hearted children. However, Walter has a problem, he is constantly farting the most ghastly farts one has ever smelled, which almost send him back to the pound until he proves his worth by foiling a couple of house-breakers with his awful gas.
The Walter franchaise has five entries thus far: "Walter the Farting Dog," "Trouble at the Yard Sale," "Rough Weather Ahead For Walter the Farting Dog," "Walter the Farting Dog Goes on a Cruise," and "Walter the Farting Dog Banned From the Beach." All have made it on the New York Times Bestseller List.
Each time a new Walter the Farting Dog book comes out, we gather around at bedtime and I read about Walter's newest exploits it to my excited children, as they make wonderful bedtime stories.
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The name of a character in a story a downy wrote. Pooja Fart is portrayed as a lump under the main characters carpet. In order to take up a big slot of lines in the story, downy wrote these two scentances several times in a row.
"Pooja Fart"
"Who-dya what?"
"man downy is a dipshit,he actually thought the story with the name "Pooja Fart" would be fine with the teacher"
"Wow, pooja fart is what downy thinks of?"
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Well off or living comfortably; able to afford luxuries (i.e. silk underwear); generally having a good economic status.
var: farting into silk
Stick with me, baby, and you'll be farting through silk in no time!
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A phrase said by horny motherfuckers looking at ass pics. Often found in the comment sections of accounts on instagram, onlyfans, and twitter. If you find one, turn him over to the horny police
Hot girl: Posts ass pic
Simp: Do it fart tho?
Simp police officer: -sigh- really man? Really? Do it FART? I seen some down bad motherfuckers in my day, but you....you take the cake.
Simp: Anything for her cake 🥺🥺🥺
Policeman: Just get in the damn car
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It’s where a man and a woman scissor, with the man farting in the vagina, the man positions himself face first in front of the vagina. The woman then releases the fart via queefing into the mans face
That was a crazy fart fest steamroller last night!
Omg can we try the Fart Fest Steamroller later?
A fart with such a blast and stench that it remains potent for years to come. They are available in multiple magnitudes and forms, but only the strongest experience a true hot box fart.
As I saw my wall slowly cave to the shape of asscheeks I realized I was in grazed by the overbearing power of John Blowe. With a shattering clap of ass, I felt the absolute blast of a magnitude 5 hot box fart.
When you try to squeeze out a fart with great force but you end up shating yourself, usually catastrophically.
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Dude, I had gas last night after dinner with Ashley and I ended up poo poo farting on my way home in the car, The dry cleaners had a hard time cleaning that shit.
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