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Spidey String Cum means when your cum spits out in 3 (or more) different directions.
Oh damn! Sorry mate, I Spidey String Cummed all over your face. Explain to ya mum it was just a spider!
When someone's eye turns red from getting hit there with cum. It turns red because of the warm salt.
Jacob: "Your eye's red. Did you get eye cum shot?"
Liz: "Yeah, by Bob."
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A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.
Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.
Jacinda: Why, what happened?
Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.
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When you cum and queef into the cum, creating a bubble
"I think I just cum queef bubbled"
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AKA: CDS
a disease a girl receives from consuming too much cum.
usually causes her not to realize guys only like her because she's a whore..
Friend 1: "Omg Sherrie is deffinately is suffering from CDS!"
Friend 2: " I know! How does she not know her boyfriends only going out with her for the constant fucking/BJs?"
Friend 1: Oh its such a shame what Cum-Dillusional Syndrome does to people...
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Normally a straight but gay male , working as a shipping or warehouse supervisor that takes a abnormally large amount of cum from more then 10 men at work down the street at a locale motel
Ohhhh there goes “Cum dump Gary “ from ARYZTA
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when you have a squeeze bottle of ketchup or mustard and that weird slimy vinegar and water comes out if you dont shake it
jeff: FUCK DUDE
john: what is it?
jeff: i forgot to shake the mustard bottle now theres Condiment Pre-Cum all over my hot dog
john: aww mate thats the worst
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