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The act of stopping someone from cuming by yelling random words at them while they are at the point of climax.
She said that she was about to cum, so i pulled a "random cum stopper" and yelled "what does the fox say". She lost her orgasum.
When someone's eye turns red from getting hit there with cum. It turns red because of the warm salt.
Jacob: "Your eye's red. Did you get eye cum shot?"
Liz: "Yeah, by Bob."
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A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.
Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.
Jacinda: Why, what happened?
Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.
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When you cum and queef into the cum, creating a bubble
"I think I just cum queef bubbled"
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AKA: CDS
a disease a girl receives from consuming too much cum.
usually causes her not to realize guys only like her because she's a whore..
Friend 1: "Omg Sherrie is deffinately is suffering from CDS!"
Friend 2: " I know! How does she not know her boyfriends only going out with her for the constant fucking/BJs?"
Friend 1: Oh its such a shame what Cum-Dillusional Syndrome does to people...
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Normally a straight but gay male , working as a shipping or warehouse supervisor that takes a abnormally large amount of cum from more then 10 men at work down the street at a locale motel
Ohhhh there goes “Cum dump Gary “ from ARYZTA
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when you have a squeeze bottle of ketchup or mustard and that weird slimy vinegar and water comes out if you dont shake it
jeff: FUCK DUDE
john: what is it?
jeff: i forgot to shake the mustard bottle now theres Condiment Pre-Cum all over my hot dog
john: aww mate thats the worst
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