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When you shit your pants at a night club with your friends and then have to walk home because you don't have a car and you know you would get kicked out of a cab or bus. When your shit sticks to your inner thighs after a few miles of walking, the chafing starts to bleed and by the end of the night you're washing blood and shit off your body after your soul has been crushed.
Steve: "Man, what happened to you Saturday night?"
Charlie: "Too much tequila after that burrito and I couldn't reach the toilet."
Steve: "Gross."
Charlie: "Worse. Dave wouldn't drive me home so I walked a red and brown mile."
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Republicans who have started voting for Moderate to Conservative Democrats after the GOP became the party of Donald Trump. Red Dog Democrats are similar to a Blue Dog Democrat. They are symbolised by Clifford the Big Red Dog.
"What's the difference between Red Dog Democrats or Liberal Republicans?"
"Red Dogs voted for McCain, and Liberal Republicans voted for Obama"
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When you put your penis into a spicy pepper and then have sex with a girl who has been masterbating with an ice dildo.
I really liked the sex life Lisa and I had, until she made me do the red hot blues.
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Better known as 'alpha male energy,' being nonchalant about a situation.
Steven got left-on-read but, he's giving so much red pill energy!
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A nickname given to the Los Angles Metro Rapid bus line.
This is given to this bus line because the buses are red, and are always overcrowded with standing room only.
Man, FUCK taking Big Red Slaveship!
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another name for ginger pubes
Man that ginger must have a red ant farm bro.
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Red, sore, pussing open blisters that appear on cocks and pussy's after fucking a dirty scanky whore of a person that has slept with a lot of people they have picked up at the bar or on spring break.
Meet my little red friends, I picked them up on my last spring break trip to acapulco mexico. My little red friends are now my best friends for life!
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