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When your having sex you stuff your girls pussy with cheese, then have sex with her and cum on the cheese that is inside her pussy. You then take it out and you both eat it.
Dude “I made some Wisconsin Cheese Cake with your mom last night, she loved it. We saved some for you.”
Bro “Dude, cmon you know that only I’m aloud to do that to my mom.”
Is a sports inspired custom pizza made with four-types of cheese and topped with pepperoni.
That "Four Cheese-a-Roni" is the best pizza in the city!
When your hungry but don't know what to eat.
(talking to self) It's 3am, I'm hungry. I know what to eat! I need cheese!
(talking to self, different person) I have lost my 8th fortnite match, and its 4am, I need cheese to satisfy my hunger.
When one the person gets locked inside of a trunk after someone farted in the trunk. The victim must be inside and they will be stuck inside after the perpetrator farts in it.
Saget: Hey Matt can you fit inside of that trunk?
Matt: I don't know I think so? *Climbs in trunk*
Saget: *Farts in trunk* *Closes trunk*
Saget: TRUNK O' CHEESE!!
A culinary abomination made with lemon Jello and random stuff out of your pantry.
“I made Aunt Myrna’s Party Cheese Salad and It’s literally puke.”
The act of eating out your girlfriend while she has a yeast infection.
Steve: My girlfriend wanted to try something she found on the internet.
John: What was it?
Steve: It’s called the Cream cheese Omelet…
John: That sounds disgusting
Steve: Don’t ever do it… I vomited for almost an hour straight.
One of the many things guys can do with each other when they're all secretly gay, but too pussy and insecure to admit it.
Three guys gather 'round a girl and simultaneously cum onto her hair.
Three guys, all naked, jacking off together. If that isn't latently homosexual, I don't know what is. The girl doesn't change that, and is obviously a front. Take her away, and you're presented with exactly what they all wish it was.
Guy 1: I was in a three cheese alfredo yesterday. It was so hot.
Guy 2: Especially when you got some splatter on yourself, right?
Guy 3: ... Hey!