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The sandwich filler Bruno Powroznik uses.
Bruno Powroznik: SMEGMA COCK CHEESE x5
When your hungry but don't know what to eat.
(talking to self) It's 3am, I'm hungry. I know what to eat! I need cheese!
(talking to self, different person) I have lost my 8th fortnite match, and its 4am, I need cheese to satisfy my hunger.
When one the person gets locked inside of a trunk after someone farted in the trunk. The victim must be inside and they will be stuck inside after the perpetrator farts in it.
Saget: Hey Matt can you fit inside of that trunk?
Matt: I don't know I think so? *Climbs in trunk*
Saget: *Farts in trunk* *Closes trunk*
Saget: TRUNK O' CHEESE!!
A culinary abomination made with lemon Jello and random stuff out of your pantry.
“I made Aunt Myrna’s Party Cheese Salad and It’s literally puke.”
The act of eating out your girlfriend while she has a yeast infection.
Steve: My girlfriend wanted to try something she found on the internet.
John: What was it?
Steve: It’s called the Cream cheese Omelet…
John: That sounds disgusting
Steve: Don’t ever do it… I vomited for almost an hour straight.
One of the many things guys can do with each other when they're all secretly gay, but too pussy and insecure to admit it.
Three guys gather 'round a girl and simultaneously cum onto her hair.
Three guys, all naked, jacking off together. If that isn't latently homosexual, I don't know what is. The girl doesn't change that, and is obviously a front. Take her away, and you're presented with exactly what they all wish it was.
Guy 1: I was in a three cheese alfredo yesterday. It was so hot.
Guy 2: Especially when you got some splatter on yourself, right?
Guy 3: ... Hey!
cheese wiz put on penis after porno party and not washed off. If used as a prank, put on peice of toast and give to friend and say its cheese toast OR semen left on penis after masturbating or sex and not washed off
Hey dude, i have some toast for you, it's cheese toast....mmmmmm! OR ewwww honey, wash that dick cheese off!!
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