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A beefy guy who only gets a woman with money.
He never has the chance of a sexual encounter but in his fantasy he tears her apart like a rotisserie chicken.
Really, he makes a tub of milk and Cocoa Puffs and eats it with his enlarged spoon.
My moms has got herself a Petey Bow-wow.
Why suffer when jumping in the tub with Petey Bow-wow is oh so comforting.
The decaying old man has become his greatest fear... the Petey Bow-wow.
Xbow cycle is a deck in clash royale used by 40-year-old men that like hopping on big veiny cocks. This deck is also used by people who have no social life and spend 20 hours a day in their darkroom.
Person 1: Hey do you want to hang out?
Person 2: No sorry I can't I'm bouncing on cock.
Person 1: Oh sorry I forgot you play X-Bow Cycle.
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to call someone on the telephonebow jingles
Give me a bow jingles back when you get this message.
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A sexual position where the female lays on her back and the male thrusts his penis down her throat until flush with her face. Once this is achieved the scrotum of the man can be lain down with her neck betwixt each ball. This results in the appearance of a skin bow tie. Some have speculated that if the mans pubic hairs are cut in a certain way the woman will resemble Groucho Marx when properly executed.
She took my Cincinnati bow ties and wore it like a champ.
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Fraternal hazing in which pledges hold themselves up on their elbows and toes while keeping their backs straight for extended periods of time.
If that pledge messes up one more time, he's doing bows n toes on a bed of bottle caps.
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To elbow someone, like in a club or someplace crowded.
This was originally from Ludacris' song Southern Hospitality.
That guy was blocking me so I threw them 'bows.
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Sitting on the toilet and letting loose a trumpet blast of a fart before taking a big dump.
"Hey Sarge! Did you here Jones just now in the head? Sounds like he (Fired A Shot Across The Bow) before he let loose one Hell of a depths charge!"