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When you call something yours before you have it
The hillary voters were counting chickens before they hatch
Something very surprising. Compare it with Satan's and you'll worship him soon.
God's body count is higher than Satan's.
In Beer Pong, when a ball bounces into a cup on the side of the table that has already been made.
While playing beer pong at a pregame, Joseph shoots the ping pong ball and it bounces into a cup that has already been made and yells "thats got to count for something!"
A vampire from the legendary Dungeons and Dragons roleplaying game that for some reason completely pwns. In the Miniatures game, he moves fast and hits hard, while looking extremely badass. Copyrighted by Wizards of the Coast.
"I am Count Strahd von Zarovich, the Vampire! Muahahaha!"
A variation of CU Next Tuesday aka CUNT.
"Hey Cari, you Counting Unicorns Near Topeka?"
An expression used to signify something good has happened, or can be used to express congratulations. Its antonym is count one for the away team.
<hohoh0> Why dont you msg your gf telling her IM GONNA GET A PUSSY AND BOOB JOB, I BET YOULL LUB ME UP. she'd think we're the most horrid people EVER eheh
<Stan> nah she would count one for the home team
A method used to avoid blowing your cool and when wanting a person or something to go away.
During certain situations its best to close your eyes and count to ten.