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An ultra exclusive gourmet restaurant chain with origins in Tennessee. Now with franchises in Texas and New Mexico, the Covid Café features a wide variety of foods ranging from southern to asian to latin delicacies. House specialties include; sweet tea, matt’s thousand dollar (and fifty cent) bacon, and unique signature beverages. Face mask optional. Birminham has a children’s menu made by Hudson and Scarlett. Northern California is the Michellin Star ⭐️ awarded location.
Quarantined for months but i can always go to the Covid Cafe.
your shelter in place diy home cafe. started in tennessee with locations in the south and southwest. popular menu items include sweet tea and matt’s 1000.50 dollar bacon. the menu features asian, southern, and mexican cuisine. look for the strategically placed item of interest in each food photo.
where can i find a covid cafe near me?
when you’d normally find a coffee shop or public restroom but since it’s a global pandemic you just pee in public
What’s he doing behind that dumpst—oh, the covid tinkle.
When your impact on the unprepared or reckless or irresponsible is as infectious or deadly as the coronavirus, because you strike your target when they least expect it.
Be it in business, politics, or life in general, being covid-creative would see you through the good and bad times.
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A respiratory disease that makes karens buy 300 rolls of toilet paper each, while my mom stocks up on wine!
Joe tested positive for Covid-19!
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A certificate that proves that someone had been corona-vaccinated, which would allow them to travel to many countries without having to quarantine before their departure and after their arrival.
Bob wasn’t allowed to board his flight because he forgot to bring along his Covid pass.
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The consequence of poor vaccine management and distribution; give the virus enough time and it WILL mutate beyond current inoculation antibody production targets.
Coming soon to a planet near you, COVID-21
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