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When you insert food into her vagina and eat it
Yo baker do you fw the hungry hungry hippos
the best pronunciation for hippopotamus.
Did you see that giant hippo po thomas?
A Hippo who wears the thiccest winter coat it can find in the middle of summer at noon in Minnesota, (Look up Minnesota) it loves hockey and football. And has a too-thiccc layer of spray-tan.
"O, dear lord, I do-ith pray-ith you do NOT-ith send a Mid-Western Hippo."
noun- a tube shaped, low to the ground mammal with a chubby exterior that drags the ground.
“ Ma! There’s something fartin in the bushes!” “ Now Billy don’t go near that tooth gobblin fart sack, that’s a Virginia dirt hippo.”
When your in the bath and someone eats you out
I was having a nice relaxing bath and my husband snuck up and gave a sneaky hippo
A hippo rat is a rat that only lives for a few weeks because it gets eaten by the family dog
“Your rat is gonna be a hippo rat soon if you don’t put that cage up higher”