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a man who loves his mother more then his girlfriend or any other woman in his life.
on some real talk tho any woman that get's mad at a man who loves his mother needs to know her fucking place.
if you ask any man they always put mom before girlfriend cuz with out his mom he wouldent even be there.
Rose "chris why you always going to help your mom insted of being with me
Chris "..what? BITCH YOU DIDENT RAISE ME!! Rose you need to learn your fucking place you will never come before my mother and that how it is...clean up this damn house.
Rose "you are such a mama's boy"
Chris "and your fat now shut the fuck up. ill be back in 2 hours."
ha lol
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An older woman (over 21) that dresses like a slut or prostitute.
You look like a hoochie-mama.
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A dim-witted, wannabe fierce woman politician from Alaska who unjustifiably accuses the lame stream media of personal attacks against her "cubs," and thus feels the need to appear regularly on Faux News to protect them from any schizophrenically perceived gotcha journalism.
Mama grizzly incorrectly believes that millions of her kind exist, but to date only one has ever revealed itself to humankind.
See also Mooselini, Gorilla from Wasilla, and Caribou Barbie.
After her media appearance in Wasilla, mama grizzly went salmon fishing so she could feed her cubs.
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An alcoholic drink which is often very watered down in bar and grills. Bahama Mama’s are (correctly) made out of ½ oz. dark rum, ½ oz. coconut liqueur, ¼ oz coffee liquor, ¼ oz 151 proof rum, juice of ½ lemon, and 4 oz. of pineapple juice.
This Bahama Mama tastes like it's got cranapple juice in it!
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1: a pitiful insult used when people can't think of any other retort.
2: used to offend retarded people when you want to get in a fight with them
3: a pathetic joke people say in 4th grade, then bring up again in 10th and get beat up.
1: amy-you're so ugly!
gwen-yeah well so's YO MAMA!!!
2: tommy-hey yo mamas a HO!
billy-what did you just say about my
mama?! wanna start a fight punk?
3: yo mama's so fat, when she jumped into the ocean, the whales started singin' we are family!!
yo mama's so dumb, she returned a donut cuz it had a HOLE in it!!!
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A female version of a pussy/wimp.
Dan-That female that punched you in the face last night thought she hit you hard, there wasn't even a bruise on you though haha.
Zeke-Yea, she was a mama's bitch, she got it from her mama those fighting skills she brags about to everyone.
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