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a dick that has had so much sexual arousment, that he is incapable of carrying on
"i had sex three times this week and ive been as limp as a dead fish!"
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the act of ending any phrase or comment with "silly dilly willie nelson style"
Jizzon: You guys ready to play some golf.
Peezy: Oh for sure. I'm gonna slap them, "silly dilly willie nelson style."
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A bad ass dog who can fuck your mom by one glance he also goes by the name “Walter”
Yo watch your mom Pupper Nelson’s in town
1. All-you-can-eat fried food extravaganza (at Messiah College) with a few popular staples. Namely, Falcon-Fil-A, Chicken Cordon Bleu, and popcorn chicken. Oh, and if you don’t like fried chicken, you’re in luck. We have fried fish that tastes just like it.
2. The place where poor college students from Messiah go because they can’t afford to eat at the Falcon or Union.
3. The Community Cafeteria.
Student1: Did you go to Lottie Nelson Dining Hall this morning?
Student2: No, why?
Student1: Man did I have to take a sh*t after breakfast.
Student2: Yeah, that Egg McFalcon always makes me cream my jeans.
The act of celebration after scoring for Arsenal when Reiss Nelson performs a full Nelson on the the opposing goalkeeper or Chris Willock
He scored against Spurs and then Full Reiss Nelson’d Loris to celebrate the winner
A person who is a simp in among us. He doesn’t play with his friends because he would rather gets 14 year old girls Snapchat
Hey hotmama it’s Michael Nelson can I get your snap?
Maintaining that delicate balance of being just funny enough at work to entertain your coworkers but not so funny that you get sent to HR.
Damn, that's funny as hell, but you realize you're Nelsoning??