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Johnny Stash

To make a scrapbook out of used condoms.

Vicky would never get laid she is such a creep. She probably has a Johnny Stash of 2 sad condoms.

by batshitcray February 23, 2015


Fat Johnny

The act or instance of performing standing or sitting coitus in a public "porta-potty" with a full holding tank, to such a degree of roughness that it falls on its side, then continuing the afforementioned coitus laying in the spilled feces, urine, chemicals, and miscellaneous garbage that spilled from the holding tank as the "porta-potty" fell over.

Cletus: Went to the fair yesterday..

Billy-Bob: How was it?
Cletus: Know the bearded lady? Gave'at bitch a fat Johnny by the south exit.
Billy-Bob: Full tank?
Cletus: Full tank. She even ate the chicken wings that fell out.
Billy-Bob: Nice.

by SlenderMarlin March 17, 2014


Johnny Eggy

Scrubbing somebody’s head with your knuckle.

I just gave that nerd Adam a Johnny Eggy

by Scran Master January 16, 2021


johnny dora

the god of sex and pleasure as well as orgasim and the holder of ones heart.

i wish i had a johnny dora in my life.

by lexiluuski October 26, 2009


johnny bunchkins

a boy that lives in Balgowlah nsw and is a bit a whore he gets bullied a lot for not shaving his beard and asks people to suck his ballsack a lot he's everyone thinks he's gay bc he does the gayest shit he's full homo. He's so horny he asks every second person to suck him or lick his ballsack. He's also the offical relative of master chef 2019. Johnny is the hottest guy u will ever meet he's tall he has a mustachio all the girls want him

friend 1 -is that boy over there johnny bunchkins making out with that girl
friend 2 - it most likely is he's the hottest guy in Balgowlah

by 8===============> October 10, 2019


johnny vindicator

when you name a vindicator Johnny in minecraft, he will attack everything

I'm gonna make a johnny vindicator to get rid of that pesky minecraft cow.

by meowykitty March 23, 2021


Johnny Quasar

the early name for Jimmy Neutron in the very first pilot.

have you seen some footage of "Johnny Quasar?"

by orblooc June 30, 2017