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penis weight lifting day

an international day held on the 22nd of march where males around the world lift weight with their genitals

i’m so excited for penis weight lifting day !

by excalibur3000 January 30, 2020


eyelids-lift reply

Refers to a comparably-humorous but non-verbal version of three consonants and a dozen vowels, and involves using your forefingers or thumbs to manually "peel up" your eyelids and then groggily waggling your head to indicate to the person who requested your assistance that you're so weary that you can't even keep your eyelids open.

Sometimes when I ask my ordinarily-very-supportive sister about helping me with some task that admittedly I **could** perform all by myself but which would be a lot easier and/or more pleasant to accomplish with an assistant, she gives me the "eyelids-lift reply" to indicate that she feels really exhausted on that particular occasion. and so I respectfully "let it go" for the time-being, and then either wheezingly struggle though said arduous/disagreeable undertaking on my own, or wait till maybe the next day to ask my sister again if she could help me complete it.

by QuacksO November 22, 2018


mozambique crane lift

Lifting a hefty yet sagging pair of jungle tiddies using principles of physics assisted by modern mechanics.

Dawg, you finna have to mozambique crane lift them jungle tiddies booooyyyyyeeeeeeeyyy.

by YARKHAN October 28, 2020


Lift the fat

Lift the fat up Bert and I can guarantee that you will find her last boyfriend living off the sweat line

See that lass at the bar ? Aye ! Well I bet you a tenner that if you Lift The Fat up you will find her last boyfriends living off the sweat lines .

by Wee mikey May 8, 2022


lift hunter

A man obsessed with what another man does with his hair.

Did you hear Gary talking about Kevin’s new haircut? He’s a real lift hunter.

by LibbyLady September 27, 2022


Pussy lift

When a women's vagina looks so saggy it needs to get "lifted" in surgery

"That girl needs a pussy lift bro. Her pussy is too saggy for me"

by Teddybear562 July 23, 2016